A joke for me and dashie

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Me:*playing GTA Online*
*faint girly scream*
Flutterdash:*runs screaming then jumps on me*BABE THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE KITCHEN
Me:So kill it
*spider walks in the room and gets ok the Playstation*
Me:....*grabs my Deagle and shoots the spider without hitting the Playstation*there prolem solved
Flutterdash:*points to another spider*
Me:*waves Deagle*Meatus Beatus Spider FETUS DELETUS
*hears small explosion of spiders*
Flutterdash:Babe I think we should move*shakes a bit*
Me:Like right now
Flutterdash:yes

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