ForkOff, therealFJ, hopelessly gay, hopelessly gayer, Teardrop, BFDInternational, Twinklebitch, nekofreak, Leafy, Needle, Woody, fuckin, LOSER#1FAN, Coiny, Pin, Roboty, We know you're a gay bottom Nickel and TheZappies are online
TheZappies: BUBBLE ADD ME BACK INTO IANCE
hopelessly gayer: already done!
TheZappies: THANK YOU
ForkOff: are y'all ready
ForkOff: we got Puffball on the inside
Twinklebitch: yeet
ForkOff: and we ready to go
Leafy: also Gelatin please tell us where you're keeping Rocky hostage because Balloony hasn't eaten in 6 days and he might die
ForkOff: BUT HE AND GRASSY ARE MY SONS
Leafy: you're too young to have kids
fuckin: chungus fungus
We know you're a gay bottom Nickel: dear god, what has he become
therealFJ: a walking meme
therealFJ: I taught him to throw up on Spongy and they accidentally became friends
Leafy: that's cute
We know you're a gay bottom Nickel: HA
Twinklebitch: everybody fucking listen to Gelatin
ForkOff: YES SHUT UP
nekofreak: OWO
ForkOff: no OWOing
ForkOff: sorry but this is an OWO and UWU free zone now
nekofreak: okzzz :'(
therealFJ: nowo
TheZappies: I'm so glad you're doing this for me Puffball
TheZappies: I'm still emotionally scarred from the last setup
nekofreak: >:3
Twinklebitch: you're welcome but I'm only doing it because I live with them so it's convenient
Twinklebitch: otherwise I wouldn't bother
ForkOff: fellow lazy bitch
Twinklebitch: hell fuckin yeah
fuckin: 🗿
LOSER#1FAN: what have you got set out?
Twinklebitch: sofa, corner, chair. I got chair duty, the other 4 got the sofa and the corner is for t h e m
TheZappies: how are you gonna enforce this?
Twinklebitch: good question, it's a work in progress
Leafy: have you got snacks for everyone
Twinklebitch: work in progress
Needle: what are you watching?
Twinklebitch: ditto
ForkOff: what the fuck? Have you actually planned aNYTHING
Twinklebitch: um
Twinklebitch: no
ForkOff: WHY NOT
Twinklebitch: I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THIS HARD!!!
ForkOff: right
ForkOff: Leafy and I are coming over
Leafy: we are?
ForkOff: we are now
Leafy: ok, cool
therealFJ: what about me?
ForkOff: stay and guard the pasta
Remote is online
Remote: damn
Remote: also Puffball we still on for Saturday
Twinklebitch: yeah!
Remote: cool
Remote: k I'm gonna go shoot Liy again see you later
Remote is offline
Needle: let's not ask.
Twinklebitch: I know context for that wanna hear
ForkOff: no it's perfect as it is
therealFJ: just like you bro x
ForkOff: broski xxx
Leafy: when are you gonna arrive at our house?
ForkOff: roughly 5 days because I have no idea how to get there
Leafy: hmmm... how about you bring somebody who dOES know? For example... rOCKY?
ForkOff: FINE
ForkOff: I'll be setting off as soon as I die on Minecraft
ForkOff: which is now
Leafy: nice, see you soon!
ForkOff: group dismissed, come back in an hour
19:00
ForkOff, therealFJ, hopelessly gay, hopelessly gayer, Teardrop, BFDInternational, Twinklebitch, nekofreak, Leafy, Needle, Woody, fuckin, LOSER#1FAN, Coiny, Pin, Roboty, We know you're a gay bottom Nickel, Liy, Remote and TheZappies are online
ForkOff: we've got everything looking badass but we need something to watch
therealFJ: something classic, something everyone will know and enjoy
Leafy: Puffball, who sleeps in the room with the 10 foot tall stuffed toy giraffe?
Twinklebitch: me, why
Leafy: Rocky threw up in your bed
Twinklebitch: eh I don't care
Twinklebitch: sheets had to be washed this year anyway
Liy: quick reminder - you were talking about films
ForkOff: thanks Liy
Twinklebitch: I thought you hated us why are you here?
Liy: curiousness... also wanna test how much I can fuck it up
therealFJ: why did Remote shoot you earlier
Remote: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Twinklebitch: yeah why I wanna know
Remote: shut up
Liy: FILMS
ForkOff: yes, films
Leafy: I like FJ's idea
Leafy: it has to be something everyone likes
Twinklebitch: a lot of us don't have much in common but I'm sure that we can find something
therealFJ: what about Inanimate Insanity hehehe
ForkOff: shut up FJ.
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