Prolouge THE POWER OF SUCTION CUPs

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Key:
SCM=suction cup man
BG=BUSINESS GUY

SCM POV
As I was climbing my way up a tower the business guy came out of his window
SCM: HELLO BUSINESS GUY!!
BG: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET YOUR FUCKING NASTY ASS SUCTION CUPS OFF MY TOWER
SCM: ILL SMUDGE UP YOUR WINDOWS FUCK FACE LOOK AT ME GO
BG: OH YEAH WITH MY NEW CLEANING SPRAY YOU'LL BE GONE FOR GOOD ASSWIPE
SCM: REALLY NOW
BG: YES REALLY
SCM:WHAT IS IT PISS?
BG:.........
SCM: OH GOD YOU REALLY DID FILL IT WITH PISS DIDN'T YOU!?!??!?!?
BG: LIKE I FUCKING SAID ITS A CLEANING PRODUCT NOW SAY GOOD BYE ASS HOLE

SCM then fell to his doom until a portal opened up and he fell through it and landed on some grass

SCM: MY FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK YOU BUSINESS GUY NOW WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?!

But no one responded

SCM: WELL ID BETTER GO FIND A TOWER TO CLIMB
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A/N: HELP PLEASE THE MEMES ARE TAK-
AGHHHHHHHHHH

SCM: thought you could stop me now did you? Sorry but you can't kill suction cup man LOOK AT ME GO! *shoots author in the head*

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