5SOS before going on stage

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Luke: Guys, we are out in 5.

Michael: I haven't finished my sandwich.

Luke: But you already ate two of them-

Michael: I SAID I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET!

Ashton: SHUT UP GUYS, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE HERE!

Calum: I want to pee.

Michael: I think I should Google my crave for sandwiches.

Ashton: OH MY GOD, MY SELFIE GOT 300 RETWEETS IN 2 MINUTES!

Calum: I will seriously pee myself if I don't go to the toilet right now!

Michael: Guys, I'm pregnant.

Ashton: I KNEW IT!

Calum: Is it legal to pee on an unborn baby because I will.

Michael: *runs away from Calum* GO AWAY, MY BABY HAS TO BE SAFE!

Ashton: I think I got him pregnant.

Luke: I hate this band.

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