Aries: I'm having my period!
Taurus: How was class? You look like ass, what's wrong?
Gemini: Take your time, honey!
Cancer: Rich set a fire, and burned down the house!
Leo: Hello? Some of us have to pee!
Virgo: He's scamming you! He's scamming you super weirdly!
Libra: Ugh! What? Dad, pants!
Scorpio: Oh! Is there a girl? Are you in here with a— oh. Hi, Michael.
Sagittarius: It's from japannnnn!
Capricorn: Liiiike...a CHUMP!
Aquarius: GHOOOoOOOOSTs!
Pisces: I hate this school.
