"Not Really My Child!" Au one-shot

Not Really My Child

Before this, if you had asked Mahiru what is the weirdest thing that ever happened to him he will answer getting dragged headfirst into a vampire war was the thing that was most odd that happened in his life

(No he doesn't mean he regretted picking you up stop sobbing Kuro-)

Now? He would answer that waking up to find a child version of himself and his servamp staring at him would be the weirdest thing to have happen to him

He was ashamed to say that he had screamed embarrassingly loud at that point

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The eve of sloth was currently feeling a bit torn. On one hand, the pair of children sitting on his living room couch was adorable, on the other hand, those children also happen to look like him and Kuro only as a child

(and no dammit he didn't get pregnant, I can see you laughing Mikuni)

The child Kuro, or Kyo as he was told, was sipping on a juice box he gave him after he had finished panicking. "So.." He began cautiously, the child version of himself-Mashiro, the kid had told him-look up at his older self with a wide smile, the kid didn't look like he found any of it remotely weird "Kyo, Mashiro... What happened exactly? How.. How did you get here?" He asked

Mashiro hummed to himself as he swung his legs up and down, after a few seconds he answered with that child's voice "Dunno! We were playing near the river and then poof!!" Mashiro raised both his arms and swung them up and down wildly "There was a bright light and then we were in your apartment"

Mahiru furrowed his eyebrows, that certainly didn't explain everything, then again he doubted that the two kids even knew what was going on at the time. He sighed loudly, catching his servamp's attention, Kuro had been quiet ever since he saw Kyo

The eve raised his head when he heard Kyo made a soft noise, almost like a whine. Kyo had his cheeks puffed out in a pout as he stared intently at the juice box he was holding as if it was offending him "It's empty..." He whined with a small voice

Mahiru couldn't resist the chuckle that escaped his lips. Mashiro, on the other hand, looked worried "Are you still thirsty, Kyo?"

Kyo shook his head "No.. But, Aren't you Mashiro?"

"Don't worry! I'll be fine!!" Mashiro laughed before throwing his arms around Kyo who made a small noise of frustration but didn't push the small brunette away "I'm glad you're here, Kyo"

Mahiru cleared his throat and looked away with a small blush. Kyo and Mashiro looked like they truly dependent on each other, they looked really close. He wished his and Kuro's relationship were the same..

"Can't deal.." Mahiru nearly jumped at the sound of Kuro's lazy voice, how come he didn't notice when the lazy cat had turned himself back into his human form "So.. You have no idea how you got here or how to get back?" Kuro asked

The two kids nodded in unison. It caused Kuro to groan in annoyance "This is so troublesome.. What do we do now, mamahiru?"

"Well... I don't know but- WAIT, STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!"

"You literally gave the kid a juice box"

"That doesn't mean I'm a mother!!"

The pair stopped arguing when Mashiro let out a laugh, they turned to the small brunette who was clutching onto his stomach as he laughs "You're funny, Mahiru-niichan!! Kuro-niisan!!" He said with sunshine like grin

Kuro stared blankly at the kid while Mahiru huffed out a small chuckle "..yup, that kid is definitely you"

"Heh?! Why do you sound so sure?"