Clarke: MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS
Octavia: Jeez calm down
Clarke: Sorry but I just love Christmas
Octavia: Me too but Bell and I have to go to like 6000 Christmas parties with all our dumb releatives
Bellamy: It's only 3 and our cousins aren't that bad
Octavia: Our aunt's and uncles are
Clarke: What's so bad about them
Octavia: That would take to long to list all the reasons
Bellamy: Just tell her about the worst
Raven: Oooh are we dissing ppl
Octavia: Just our horrible uncle Pike
Raven: What's his deal
Octavia: He's always pushing stereotypes but he's really mean about it, like he'll say that women only exist to serve men, and last year when a bunch of the guys went hunting I asked if I could go with them, and he said I couldn't because the "masculinity was baffling to me"
And that high-key doesn't make sense so I asked what he meant and this bitch hits me and says I should only speak when a man gave me permission. Since he just hit Octavia fucking Blake I figured he had a death wish so I punched him in the face and knocked his tooth out, but everyone kinda thinks he's a douche so they acted like they didn't say anything, then he gets up and says "she's confused from all this masculinity we must leave at once gentlemen" he walks out and I just start dieing over what he just said and then ppl tell us to leave
Clarke: Damn
Octavia: Yeah so I really don't want to see him
Bellamy: Can I add on to why we hate him
Octavia: Go ahead
Bellamy: Okay in addition to all the stuff that O said he's extremely homophobic, we were talking at dinner and he makes some remark that gay people are going to destroy society or something and being a decent human being I stand up and say "actually it's dumbasses like you that decide to hate someone just because of who they love" He starts saying something like I expected you to be smarter Bellamy, you should know that it is wrong to be gay, it's unnatural.
Bellamy: And then I said, "so is your hair" and stormed away
Murphy: Out of all the things you could have said you decided to say hair
Bellamy: It's cause he's bald and wears a toupee and he hates being bald
Murphy: Oh that makes more sense
Octavia: Why do we have to go anyway
Bellamy: Because I'm not taking his shit anymore, we know that Clarke and Raven are gay and it's the perfect reason to stand up to him
Clarke: I'm bi
Clarke: OMG I put the bi in bitch
Raven: I put the gay in gay
Bellamy: Uh ok so what did everyone get for Christmas
Clarke: I got some dope charcoal pencils and a huge drawing pad so I'm happy
Monty: I got a bonsai tree and some test tubes so 👌
Murphy: My cousin sent me 3 bottles of wiskey so hell yeah
Octavia: I got hair dye and some nun chucks... Thanks Clarke
Clarke: 😀
Bellamy: I got a new Jeep and it's beautiful
Jasper: I got the My Chemical Romance Danger Days album and new ear buds
Raven: I got kicked out of my house
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Raven: I also got a new red jacket that's exactly the same as my old one but it's not dirty and old
Bellamy: Well we should get going see y'all
Octavia: Bye bitches
Clarke: Merry Christmas
AN: Hey guys how was your Christmas? Technically I'm posting this at 12:23 AM Dec 26th so it's not Christmas but close enough anyway Merry Xmas
-H⭐
