Jester's Rant Book.

slut spaghetti

the title may or may not be a ripoff to bitch lasagna

so yall already have an idea on what this rant is gonna be

strap yourselves and prepare your chemotherapy cuz we'll be diving straight into cancer

so yall already know best waifu aka Trashykaya roight

this rant is gonna be about her ex

he's kinda indian, a horny fuck mothering senior

yes, a senior student dating someone at 9th grade

wow khal you're just instantly gonna mention another pedophile huh?

yeah of course someone has to expose these cocksuckers

basically he knew that my bbygorl was cosplaying so he added her and slid right into her dm's

later on we discovered that this guy has a shitty sense of humor

boi didn't even know how sarcasm works, which is what we overdose on tbh

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he'd just keep encouraging and forcing her to send bob an vagana, yes by that i mean nudes

of course she didn't

like seriously he and our mapeh teacher deserve to have chris hansen at their doorstep

he kept forcing her into things she wasn't rlly into like roleplaying

well, she had no choice until she just starting ignoring him

the guy threw temper tantrums and shit saying oh no my parents scolded me once now im sad

oh no my female friend was being annoying so now i'm depressed

i am not exagerrating this folks, it's legit

also the guy was already hitting on another gorl while he was dating my waifu

he also flexed his ex's nudes on waifu

yep, so now we have the grand ppan to catfish this indian and force him to apologize.

this is serious guys, not just any of my other satirical humor rant chapters.

feel free to roast him in the comments, just don't go witch hunting him on facebook.