SPEARB: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP DICKS
pixielix: language 🤭
jirapped: dick is listening.
minHOE: that sentence,,, it discomfies me.
CB97: present.
jeongOUT: hi 🙂
uwujin: ^ pure, but howdy 🤠
seungay: thanks for waking me up fuckers 😄
hyunjinyoung: not a dick, but I'm here.
hyunjinyoung: n' sorry seungmin 😬seungay: you shouldn't be sorry skjnsn
pixielix: this just in: seungmin plays favorites.
SPEARB: I want us to get along
jeongOUT: ew.
SPEARB: so where u guys from anyways?
jeongOUT: BUSAN BITCHES 🤪
uwujin: Daejeon!! 😜
minHOE: Gimpo 😎
hyunjinyoung: Seoul!! ☺️
seungay: Seoul! hyunjin, turn on your location. 👀👀
jirapped: Incheon! 🤩
SPEARB: Yongin 😉
pixielix: SYDNEY AUSTRALIA 🤠🇦🇺
CB97: you're from Sydney too!?? 👀👀
pixielix: yeah but I just moved to Seoul a few months ago. 😕
CB97: I've been in Seoul for a while too 🤗
hyunjinyoung: soulmates.
jirapped: hehe, seoulmates.
minHOE: EXIT.
seungay: we can be seoulmates hyunjin 🤠
CB97: I thought,, WE were seoulmates 😔
CB97: absolutely NOT very cash money of you, hyunjin 🤧hyunjinyoung: I'm not that big of a deal, sheesh.
SPEARB: what do y'all do for a living?
jeongOUT: ur mom.
jirapped: U JUST GOT MODED. 😂
pixielix: 😶 he went there.
SPEARB: oh shit, I forgot jeongin is a student. what about u guys?
pixielix: for a living? temporarily, I'm a personal assistant. but catch me as a dance major.
minHOE: backup dancer.
CB97: can u dance on me? 🤤
minHOE: .
CB97: I'm a producer for JYP 😎
uwujin: JYP staff member, more specifically, security.
hyunjinyoung: I want to major in dance too!! but for now, I'm working at a café ☺️
jirapped: Chan, wya? I'm a songwriter there 👀👀
SPEARB: fuck. I'm a songwriter at SM 😔
seungay: I'm just a delivery boy, u guys flexed on me 😔
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stray kids || text au - DISCONTINUED
Randomit's a crack. when Felix decides to put some mutuals in a chat. their names are like puns here or smth pixielix (pun on pixie stix) - felix (before he changes it to f(ortnite)elix or smth ) seungay - seungmin hyunjinyoung -hyunjin jeongOUT- jeongin...