Kakyoin LayS an Egg

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Jotaro burst the fuck into the room.

"Um guys do we have a doctor around herE?"

"I'm a doctor" of course said avdol because he's the handy one I gues? Anyways, "Why?"

"Ummm Kakyoin is in labor." Everyone eyed each other. They rushed into Jotaro's room, cause that's where Kakyoin was.

"Oh holy shit thats some girl parts"

"GUSY FUCKING HELP' Kakyoin shouted. "I HAVE A VAGAINA NOW???"

"How the fuck" Joseph scoffed.

"Yeah okay he's... He's definetly dialating."

"Since when were you pregnanT?" Jotaro asked.

"Fuck if I know!" Kakyoin exclaimed.

"Shouldn't the more logical question here be how can a man get pregnant?" Holly proposed.

"Well he has a vagina. Is this new?" Kakyoin swerved his hea.d to face Joseph.

"Yes. Very."

"Ok, Avdol and I can handle this." Holly spoke. "We know what we're doing."

"Do we?" Avdol murmured.

"I do at least. I gave birth before I know what I'm doing."

"You've got this, Kakyoin. Just push." Avdol assured. Kakyoin was panting, clutching tightly to Jotaro and Holly's hands.
"COme on, push. Chickens do this everyday-"

"YEAH?! WELL I'M A HUMAN MALE! I'M NOT USED TO LAYING FUCKING EGGS!" Kakyoin swore.

"Just let him scream it'll be fine trust me." holly spoke.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK~!" Kakyoin cried out.

"Christ. Was this what it was like to give birth to me?" Jotaro huffed towards Holly.

"Yes it was." Joseph sighed. "Though your mother was rather calm if I remember correctly..." While he remarked that, Holly recalled a lot of screaming and swearing throughout giving birth, but just went with it.

"I couldn't imagine Mrs. Holly being as... Well, verbal and hostile as Kakyoin seems to be at the momen-"

"MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE SO HOSTILE IF YOU GOT THE FUCKING BABY OUT OF ME?"

"You have to supply effort too, Kakyoin." Avdol hissed.

"YOU THINK I'M NOT?!" Polnareff turned to Jotaro, putting a hand on his back.

"Jotaro, this must be hard on you, seeing your significant other in such pained condition-"

"What? No. I beat the crap out of him when I met him and I've seen him in worse states." Jotaro spoke over the yelling teen.

"Oh." Polnareff replied, confused.

"OW! BITCH!" Jotaro swore out.

"What'd I do this time?" Holly sighed.

"NOT YOU, BITCH. KAKYOIN, BITCH. CAN YOU GRIP A LITTLE LESS TIGHT-" Kakyoin leaned over to Jotaro, trembling and soaked in sweat.

"Y o u  s a i d  I  c a n  h o l d  o n  a s  t i g h t  a s  I  w a n t , so  I  a m  g o i n g  to  h o l d  o n  A S 

 T I G H T  A S  I  W A N T, K U J O."

"J o t a r o." Holly growled, clutching to Jotaro's shoulder.

" yeah mommy?" Jotaro returned, concern in his tone.

" y o u  a r e  g o n n a  l e t  y o u r  s w e e t  s w e e t  f i a n c e  h o l d  a s  t i g h t  a s  h e  f u c k i n g  w a n t s , o k a y ?"

"o k a y." Jotaro replied.

"Kakyoin, it's gonna be fine. Trust me." Holly assured. Avdol looked very concerned and gestured for someone to come over.

"WHY ARE YOU ALL CROWDING NEAR MY PUSSY? ARE YOU GUYS JUST FUCKIGN GAWKING AT IT?"

"No. It's just-" Avdol waved his finger to shut Joseph up. "Nothing. Just- Just wanted to uhhhhhh look at it. See. See what was happening."

"God am I glad I wasn't the one who got pregnant." Jotaro sighed with relief.

And boom. Out came the baby. It was all slick. Hot. Kakyoin practically passed out. He took a moment, huffing. Everyone crowded around the entrance, Avdol holding an object with a face full of shock.

"Why don't I hear crying?" Kakyoin murmured. "Is it dead?"

"No." Avdol replied. "Don;t worry, it's just... It's-"

"It's. An egg." Joseph spoke.

"Holy fuck." Polnareff said.

"THEN LEt mE SEE MY FUCKING EGG." Kakyoin hissed out. Avdol came to Kakyoin with the egg in his grasp and gave it to the man. With a vigina. Kakyoin held the egg close to him and leaned his head back. "Jesus FUCK."

"This is what happens when you don't have protected sex, Jotaro. Just take that as a lesson." Polnareff advized.

"EXCUSE ME MY FUCKING PULLOUT GAME IS AMAZING? I DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FRENCHY." Jotaro hufffed.

"So you're saying this isn't yours?" Holly rose a brow.

"No its definetly mine who else has been inside kakyoin" everyone eyed each other nervously. "Has literally everyone been fucking Kakyoin" The question wasn't answered.

"I don't know shit about eggs, when the fuck is this thing going to hatch?" Kakyoin asked.

"C a n w e e a t i t ?" Polnareff asked.

"WE ARENNOT EATING MY CHILD"

Slowly, the shell started peeling off.

"Ah, oh my god it's hatching..." Kakyoin murmured.

"Do you hope it's a girl or a boy, Kakyoin?"

"I don't care. I'll love it no matter what." He sighed. "What do you want it to-"

"Boy." Jotaro simplified.

"Fuck off" oh my god it was hatchinnnnng woww coooll. So the shell was breaking and everyone was watching in anticipation.

"How long does it usually tajke for an egg to hatch?} Polnareff asked.

"Around 21 days if we- oh never mind I guess it's coming out now aight" Avdol said, eyeing the egg was hatching quite quifckly.

"Ew it feels like wet,warm and placenta. And unwashed pussy-"

"Shut the fuck up you're not the one who just pushed a huge fucking egg out of their body."

Avdol delicately helped peel away some of the shell, and there was the baby boy.

"YES IT"S A BOY! FUCK YOU!" Jotaro exclaimed with excitement.

"Oh my god he's beautiful we're keeping him." Once everyone looked back, Kakyoin magically had a penis again. Okay. Kakyoin was holding the child close to him.

"How then fuck are we going to tell him who his mother is when he's older?"

"We'll tell him he's adopted, it'll save the complications."

"Okay. He has the Joestar birthmark. That means either me, mom or grandad got him pregnant, and we all know grandad is a cheating bastard-"

"How the fuck do you suppose I got him pregnant?" Holly scoffed.

"I didn't fuck your boyfriend, Jotaro." Joseph replied.

"I didn't have sex with your grandfather, Jotaro." Kakyoin hissed.

"Are you sure? He's pretty fucking sexy-"

"Jotaro, I did not have sex with your grandfather, jesus christ, how many times do I have to tell you?"

"Who's gonna breast feed him?" Jotaro asked.

"Do creatures hatched from eggs drink milk?" Joseph replied.

"I'LL DO IT" Holly exclaimed.

"NO ME" Polnareff said, the two now topless.

Well kakyoin laid an egg. That was fucking wierd.