Pein: Y/N, where is our blender?
Y/N, visibly nervous: it uh... broke
Pein: how? it was relatively new
flashback
Y/N, at 3am: if I put a sponge and soapy water in the blender and turn it on, does the blender clean itself?Y/N, five minutes later: IT DOES NOT CLEAN ITSELF, IT DOES NOT CLEAN ITSELF!!!
flash to present time
Y/N, clearly traumatized: must've just been faulty

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