Vlog [TOM HOLLAND]

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location: los angeles, california

pariscooper: this is me, in my natural habitat. and after i ate this daviddobrik made me chug a whole bottle of vodka but what's new
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username: NUT

username: i can't believe paris invented eating pasta we stan a queen

daviddobrik: content > your whiny ass

username: i'm sorry vodka what is that who is she? alcohol? uhhhmmmm

zane: yeah that pasta looks great

zane: especially when the fucking chunks were all over the fucking floor because you can't keep a drink down

pariscooper: excuse me look who's talking zane

todderic_: oh fun was i not invited to this

todderic_: sad

daviddobrik: NO BC YOU WERE TOO BUSY GETTING SUCKED OFF BY CORINNA todderic_

username: oh shit oh SHIT

username: david just SNAPPED

corinnakopf: i just wanted to suck some dick what can i say daviddobrik

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lizakoshy: i see that cross necklace did you go to church this next morning to repent for your sins?

lizakoshy: JUST KIDDING SWEETIE LOVE YOU I LOVE THIS FASHION STATEMENT

username: i just love the vlog squad wow i love them so much

ernst: here lies the alcoholic of the vlog squad. may she rest in peace

username: what does that even mean ernst

heathhussar: i will fight for that position till the day i die ernst

jasonnash: fucking kids these days and their drinks. when will they learn

daviddobrik: jason shut the fuck up jasonnash

username: paris needs a bf

pariscooper: paris needs another drink username

shuapeck: i still can't believe france named a city after you

tyleroakley: A SLAY

_emmachamberlain: that's why u stick to coffee bc it doesn't make u puke ur guts out

zane: shut the fuck up you underaged filth _emmachamberlain

realbignik: HELL YEAH FUCK SHIT UPPPPPPPPP

username: i just wanna see wtf this vlog is about

bjcalvillo: stay safe, kids

prattprattpratt: you're all grown up now! that's awesome! we need to catch up!

username: ummmmmmm that's chris pratt

username: paris knows chris pratt

username: i love her so much more now wow

daviddobrik: omg hi i love you prattprattpratt

pariscooper: yes we do!!!! tell your mom i said hi and that i miss her cooking a whole lot prattprattpratt

shuapeck: you're kidding

shuapeck: paris knows everyone oh my god

vanilladingdong: hey paris care to tell why fucking chris pratt is commenting on this post

prattprattpratt: for sure! and this vlog squad thing sounds like so much fun!! pariscooper

username: i'm so shook rn

heathhussar: i'm sorry, the old heath can't come to the phone right now. why? oh, cause he's dead!

daviddobrik: you are very much invited to my home at any time prattprattpratt

trishapaytas: did i mention that chris pratt is very attractive

jasonnash: excuse me trishapaytas

trishapaytas: oh shut up i'll be sucking your dick tonight jasonnash

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dominykas: sorry can't hear all of your banter over my freaking out over the fact that paris fucking knows famous people besides david

pariscooper: hey i know people other than you and david dominykas

username: i'm just too shook to function right now

todderic_: me too username

pariscooper: can everyone just calm down and act like normal fucking human beings

shuapeck: we are pariscooper

pariscooper: no all of you are calling me at the same time shuapeck

pariscooper: I NEED PEACE LEAVE ME ALONE

zane: NEVER BITCH U DIDN'T TELL US THAT YOU KNOW CHRIS PRATT I DON'T KNOW IF THATS ACCEPTABLE pariscooper

pariscooper: god i hate all of you

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as u can see idk what i'm doing but this is fun to write. also leave a comment or sum