Vlog [TOM HOLLAND]

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private messages

burt macklin
Hey Paris!

paris
hold on

paris
i'm eating cheetos

paris
ok sup

burt macklin
Just wanted to check in on you to see how you're doing. I haven't seen you in forever! We need to catch up.

paris
i'm doing awesome chris!

paris
and yes, i haven't seen you in forever

paris
it's been a good minute

burt macklin
Minute?

paris
oh right

paris
i'll rephrase

paris
since you're like 80 years old

burt macklin
Not my fault that I don't know the ins and outs of young people😕

burt macklin
You'll be happy to hear that Tom has been helping me with that

paris
oh yes i forgot ur a superhero now

paris
now that you're bffs with chris hemsworth can i hang out with you more

burt macklin
I'm sort of hurt that you are using me to get to the other Chris

burt macklin
But I really want to see you so I have to sacrifice my feelings

paris
wtf

paris
who said anything about sacrificing

paris
what r these superheroes getting you into

burt macklin
We wake up every morning at sunrise to go pray to the superhero blockbuster god, Heath Ledger, then at lunch we give food offerings to our creator and maker, Stan Lee

paris
u do realize that heath ledger played the joker right

paris
and that isn't marvel

burt macklin
Okay whatever

burt macklin
He is still the superhero blockbuster god

paris