My Girlfriend Is.....

Sneaky

Today I wanted to spend some extra time with the girl of my dreams but for whatever reason she kept sneaking off.

Blossom: Ok...I'm going to the bathroom

Brick: Do we need to get you bladder check out because this is the fifth time you've said that

Blossom: ummm

Brick: Like what are you running around to do anyways?

Blossom: I'm going to charge my phone

Brick: The same phone that you were just bragging about being on 90%

Blossom: Yep that's the one

Blossom: ok bye (she tried to run away)

I caught her arm.

She turned towards me slowly.

I pulled her to my chest.

Brick: you said you'd spend all day of with me.

Blossom: Brick... (she said nervously)

Brick: You didn't even remember that today was my birthday...but I just wanted to spend the day with you and you're running away.

Brick: Even my brothers didn't seem to remember. I just wanted to spend time with you. The person I love most.

Brick: Please don't leave me.

Other: Surprise!!!

Brick falls to the floor and has a small heart attack.

Blossom: Shit we killed him

Butch: Guess I can finally confess my love for you Blossom.

Brick stood up.

Brick: Not a chance in hell.

Everyone laughed. Everyone except Brick who glared at Butch.

Then everyone sung Happy Birthday to Brick. Professor lite the candles.

Blossom: Happy Birthday Brick. ( Blossom kissed Brick cheek)

Brick's nose began to bleed.

Bubbles: Brick your nose is bleeding.

Blossom: Why is this always happening. (Blossom rushed towards a cabinet full of tissues)

TO BE CONTINUED.....

HOPE YOU ENJOYED........

HAVE A AWESOME DAY.........

BONUS

Brick: This was seriously the best surprise ever.

Butch: It gets better

Butch handes him a photbook. Brick looked at him confused.

Brick: What is this?

Butch: Open it.

There were picture of Blossom in various uniforms and outfits. Some in sexy lingerie others in bathing suits and other pleasing outfits.

Brick: She's so cute

Brick's nose bleed again.

Blossom: Damn it Brick again with the nose bleeds. (She opened the cabinet once again for tissues)