Seriously? = They're giving you a chance to rethink what you just said.
Got it = They heard you but want for you to shut up now.
Fine = They aren't even on the same planet as fine. (The true F word)
Whatever = It's beneath them to type "fuck off" but not beneath them to imply it.
Duh = They're telling you yes and how idiotic you just were.
Wow = The only thing they're admiring is what a phenomenal turd you are
Okay = Could be okay. Could be NO-kay. Beware.
K = Definitely not okay! They would hit you if you were there!
k = decapitalized. just like they want to decapitilize your head,
... = They can't even.. just... no words.
&^%$#@ = They are mindlessly upset. (or a little kid has their phone.)
