Alice: who are you? and why on earth would I do anything for you?
Women: knowing who I am is not your business, anyway it's easy darling just use the pepper grinder on the snouts and it'll sneeze and fall to the ground
Alice: ok if it's not my business and the task is easy why won't you do it yourself?
Women: I have more stirring to do then just catching snouts dear, and your a kind---
Alice (looks at her werid) kind what?
Women: I mean a optional person that can be used for earnings
Alice: alright... But what's in it for me?
Women: I don't know... The pepper grinder is on that table and there is a basket back there to catch the snouts good luck...
Alice turns around to get the pepper grinder and the basket...
Women: MAD CHILD... the women said as she talked to herself
Alice turns around, annoyed
Alice: what did you say? Cause I pretty sure heard something...
Women: oh it's nothing dear... Now go on now
Alice: Bitch...
Alice goes out the door and as she's walking she sees a snout she gets her pepper grinder and turns the nob clockwise and aims to the snout and then she turns it really hard the pepper comes out and the snout got big, then BIGGER! Then it suddenly sneezes and drops down alice goes to it picks it up and puts it in the basket.
Alice: that's one
15min later...
Alice: that's at least 7 snouts...
Alice turns around to go back to the women but she hears a buzzing noise and she turns around it's the dragon-blots the blots flew towards her as she put the pepper grinder behind her and pull out her Vorpal Blade * swish , she swings and stabs and clinks the Vorpal blade took out a few blots but she also used the pepper grinder with the right aim she defeated the blots.
Alice: this is not your average walk in the park
Cheshire Cat: you are ready if you can handle this battle you can handle the others as you explore more of wonderland, and do collect the teeth they will be useful
Alice: alright
Alice went back to the women and gave her the snouts
Women:thank you for the snouts now I have some good soup snout to eat
Before Alice's goes to the table she says...
Alice: and I'm not a MAD child, so keep your mouth shut you blasted over weighted Ass womb
Women: ...
Alice goes to the table to put back the basket as she did * HICCUP! she begin to shrink she looks straight and there's a keyhole door she goes through it.
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• †Alice Madness Returns† •
FanfictionAlice is back and ready to go to wonderland once again but not in the way she use to in her childhood she's trapped in her past. Wonderland is different she's now having these nightmares about wonderland. Wonderland has changed... Wonderland is dark...
