Dad: Hey, did you pick up that asshole yet?
Rebecca: Uh Dad, wrong person
Dad: sorry, that was meant for your Mother
Rebecca: oh ok
Rebecca: Wait...she just picked me up...
Rebecca: DID YOU CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!?!?!?
Dad: ...
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Funny Texts
RandomRebecca always gets the funniest, weirdest, sweetest, and most dumbest texts. So this story is about what people text her and what she texts back.
