ONE DIRECTION FUNNY JOKES AND MANY MORE!!

Lyric changes..

Teenage Dirtbag..

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Liam- Come with me Nialler, dont say maybe

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Niall- He lives on my block I've got wet socks

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Change My Mind..

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Niall- But baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC *I love chicken- Liam*

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Niall- So baby if you say you want me to drive to footlocker

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LWWY..

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Zayn- Dont let the bitches steal your phone

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Liam- The music's up Nialler's down *No I'm not- Niall*

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Loved You First..

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Liam- Coz I was the only one who loved Nialler from the start

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Little Things..

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Niall- If I let you know I'm here for my shoe maybe you'll love yourself as much as I love my shoe

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Louis- You cant go to bed without Susan Boyles Tea

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Louis- It makes no sense Timothy

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Niall- Maybe you'll love yourself like I love Glasgow

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More Than This..

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Harry- When he opens his arms to hold you close tonight his knee dont feel right

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Niall- If I'm louder would you see knee

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Zayn- For a little while inside my arms *She can deepthroat- Harry* *kneebrace- Harry* *Elbow- Harry*

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Louis- My body fails am on my skies Travis!

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Zayn- Coz I can love drugs more than this

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Liam- I'm blinded and somehow I broke my knee

Am dancin no more

I'm prayin that my knee will get better soon

As I try to walk to the door, my knee hurt even more

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Louis- He just dont fuck her right

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Harry- Cause I can love you more than Stan

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Gotta Be You..

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Harry- Wrong size shoeeeeeeee, Big brown pooooooooo, chicken soooooooouuuup, kung fuuuuuu, scooby dooooooooo

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Zayn- Oh girl can we try one more one more poo one more one more can we try one more one more poo I'll make it better

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Save You Tonight..

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Harry- All that you want is under your nose, its a little too hot take off your clothes

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Over Again..

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Louis- And I can lend your broken farts that might fit like tits

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I Want..

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Chorus- I want I want I want

Louis- But thats Gravy

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Chorus- I want I want I want

Louis- To fuck her

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Chorus- I want I want I want

Niall- But thats Kanye

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Harry- Blow a kiss take it back if I look inside Paul's brain

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Harry- Blow a kiss small child

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Chorus- I want I want I want

Zayn- But thats Jay-Z

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Harry- Different dick every night

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Torn...

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Harry- Nothings fine am corn

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Everything About You..

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Harry- Ill be there in two I'll be there in two Baby Pikachu

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Little Things..

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Louis- You cant go to bed without Susan Boyles Tea

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Louis- It makes no sense Timothy

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