Here are tips so you my kind friend can kill everyone tho we need to go through somethings:
So that the person knows who they are dealing with how do you hold a knife?
If you do great if you don't its okay the way it looks like you have experience with a knife is to hold it so the tip of the knife points up and if you point is down then you have shown you have no experience.
Now lets start with the finger prints the best way is to wear leather gloves (great job Hoodie he always wears his leather gloves unless he's eating cheesecake) if you take off your gloves.................. you have already failed.
DNA lets talk about it
DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EAT WITH A FORK FROM YOUR VICTIMS HOUSE WHAT THE HELL DON'T DO IT!!!
Sooo lets talk about witnesses: kill at night and if you wanna have a little bit of fun with you VICTIMS please dont have sex with them cause that goes with the DNA part and if you want them to die right away strike them in the throat
And thats all BUT FOR REAL DONT GO KILLING PEOPLE
YOU ARE READING
OLD AND CRINGY How to survive in the Creepypasta family
Random:) There's nothing intresting about this book. Unless you find me being cringy- entertaining. (weird..) It's basically about 'how' to fight/survive the creepypastas. Yeah, have fun.. I guess.
