Am I Dead Yet? (underfell!sans x male!reader)

Sans (14)

"h u m a n . . ."

"D o n ' t    y o u    k n o w . . ."

"H o w    t o    g r e e t . . ."

"A    n e w    p a l . . ."

"T u r n    a r o u n d . . ."

"A n d    s h a k e    m y    h a n d . . ."

You didn't know what you were thinking,In such a petrefied state  I guess you could say you were frozen in fear,so,like an idiot,in your half paralyzed half 'yo wtf is goin on' state,you obliged and turned around,half expecting a handshake,half expecting to be killed...but...

*Zzzzztttttt*
*Zap*

"Ouch" you hissed at the sudden and unexpected shock on your hand,it was surprising yet still slightly painfully

"Heh,the ol' joy buzzer in the hand trick,it's ALWAYS funny"

You pry your eyes away from your slightly injured hand and up towards a...skeleton?

(Do I really need to explain what he looks like?I'm pretty sure you already know,plus there has literally been a pic of him at the top of like the last two chapters and this one,ugh okay I will anyway)

He,I mean I suspected him to be male based off of voice and appearance alone, was a short,but still slightly taller than you or around the same hight, skeleton

with black,endless,voids for eyes only lit by the small red pinpricks that you suspected were his 'irises'

his skull had a few small cracks protruding from a larger one on his left side

His smile consisted of many pointy sharp teeth and one gold one on his right

His clothes were a black hoodie with pale like greyish fluff coming from the inside onto the brim of the neck of the jacket,the sleeves continued the same effect

His bottoms were black basketball shorts containing a a large gold stripe down each leg

His shoes were simple black,gold and red trainers without the laces tied up

"Soooooo um you just gonna keep on checking me out or are ya gonna say somethin' ?"

"o-oh,um, OH, sorry,sorry I was just uh..." 

You mumbled,completely unable to find the right words to explain to him what you were doing, because,in truth,you had no idea yourself

"Wha'd'd'a you want smiley trash bag"

flowey snapped,using the power of all his sassy flowerness to aid him,pushing his mind to its full extent of its insult capabilities

"Oh look a talking houseplant,how facinating..." Sans remarked sarcastically somehow obtaining a look of disgust, amusement and boredom on his face

"So what's this weeds name?"

"Oh,that's flowey,flowey the flower!"

You say cheerfully, finally building up the confidence to speak to the short skele

"F-flowey the *snicker* flower ?!?"

The skeleton bursts in to a fit of laughter at your small plant freinds name, something that you and flowey both find extremely offensive,so with that,you take your leave...