"Yeet! We are proud parents of this fanfic!!"
"The attack of the dad farts"
"XD demons usually don't kill humans unless there's a motive you have better luck getting raped by a ghost"
"Pfft-
"No."
"Would u like to continue writing or would u like to do random shit."
Kin_Can: Fucking shit it's snowing
FUCK (*insert the place we live*)
Me: I like snow
Snow is
Snowy
Y u no like snow
Kin_Can: I FUCKING HATE SNOW GIVE ME MY SUMMER BITCH!! (*insert the place we live*) DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE!!!!
Angry child u is Kin_Can XD
Me: Michigan did it. Deal w/it. Lol, aw, I'll huggle you when I see chu so ur warm
Kin_Can: Yays >w<
I like snow now
"Lmao
Anxiety is not friendly"
"I wanted chicken nuggets D:"
"Hello. I'm dead.
How are u??"
And the best one
"Maybe I can become famous for just existing!!"
Hun, you're already famous at school. People love le child. Much love childdd
