You're Crashing, But You're No Wave

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Brendyn decided to take a course in 'practical law' at the local community college and as soon as he was done with his first classes he bought a one of those weird powdery white wigs, y'know what I'm talkin about? Like the ones judges wear? Anyways, he got home and his husband Dallyn Weakes was there so they roleplayed some kinky law-related shit.
So Breandon said,
"Dallyin, you have the right to remain silent, a right which is protected by the 5th amendment. And what I'm reading to you right now are called the Miranda rights! They were named after a lawsuit where a dude called Miranda or something didn't know his rights. So that's cool, I guess. Huh? You want me to spank you with my gavel? Okay babe that sounds hawt"

(the song above is a BOP IT SLAPS IT HOSPITALIZES ME AND HEALS ME SIMULTANEOUSLY seriously listen to it if you haven't already)

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