Random is Great

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by kysplssssss

by kysplssssss

I just realized how random I am like wtf Sophia

You like singing songs about eating shit

EAT MAH SHIIIIT EAT MY SHIT

You are obsessed with Corpse Party *hint the name*

YoshikiBae

YOSHIKI IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

ON MAH VIDEO PHONE

alright bishes it's time for another Story so

SO SIT DA FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN BAES

Sophia is Love Sophia is Life

You were only OVER 9000 years old you loved "HEY YALL YOU WANT SOME PADS" Not now Mrs.Anus alright back to the story ahem "I SAID YOU WANT SOME PADS" MRS ANUS NO I DO NOT WANT PADS NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN ok back to the story yet again you loved Sophia so much you followed all her accounts every night you would see her new posts "EAT MY SHIT EAT MY SHIT" was her new story

Your haters see what your reading they call you a "Bish" you yell back to them "EAT MAH SHIT BISH EAT MY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT" they shat on you and you went to bed it's cold you feel something godly move towards you it's Sophia she sends all your haters to your room and shits the golden shit on them their parents walk in and stare her in the eye she looks back and summons Yoshiki and they twerk of into the sunset while listening to Beyonce

THE END

Wasn't that wonderful #SophiaWillShitOnAllYourHatersWhileTwerkingWithYoshiki