Tactical Dimension Beast

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EXT. DANTOOINE - AFTERNOON

Metal robot DROID GLOOP V2.0 V2.0 is arguing with intelligent battledroid BATTLEDROID CLINK ROBOT. GLOOP V2.0 tries to hug CLINK but she shakes him off.

GLOOP V2.0
Please Clink, don't leave me.CLINK
I'm sorry Gloop v2.0, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.GLOOP V2.0
I am such a person!

CLINK frowns.

CLINK
I'm sorry, Gloop v2.0. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

CLINK leaves.

GLOOP V2.0 sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, funny robot DROID GLOOP V2.05 V2.05 barges in looking flustered.

GLOOP V2.0
Goodness, Gloop v2.05! Is everything okay?GLOOP V2.05
I'm afraid not.GLOOP V2.0
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...GLOOP V2.05
It's ... a Dimention Beast ... I saw an evil Dimention Beast eat a bunch of younglings!GLOOP V2.0
Defenseless younglings?GLOOP V2.05
Yes, defenseless younglings!GLOOP V2.0
Bloomin' heck, Gloop v2.05! We've got to do something.GLOOP V2.05
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.GLOOP V2.0
You can start by telling me where this happened.GLOOP V2.05
I was...

GLOOP V2.05 fans himself and begins to wheeze.

GLOOP V2.0
Focus Gloop v2.05, focus! Where did it happen?GLOOP V2.05
Professor Invincible's Dimensions! That's right - Professor Invincible's Dimensions!

GLOOP V2.0 springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

GLOOP V2.0 rushes along the street, followed by GLOOP V2.05. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. PROFESSOR INVINCIBLE'S DIMENSIONS - SHORTLY AFTER

RYAN INVINCIBLE a tactical Dimention Beast terrorises two younglings.

GLOOP V2.0, closely followed by GLOOP V2.05, rushes towards RYAN, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

GLOOP V2.05
What is is? What's the matter?GLOOP V2.0
That's not just any old Dimention Beast, that's Ryan Invincible!GLOOP V2.05
Who's Ryan Invincible?GLOOP V2.0
Who's Ryan Invincible? Who's Ryan Invincible? Only the most tactical Dimention Beast in the universe!GLOOP V2.05
Blinkin' knickers, Gloop v2.0! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most tactical Dimention Beast in the universe!GLOOP V2.0
You can say that again.GLOOP V2.05
Blinkin' knickers, Gloop v2.0! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most tactical Dimention Beast in the universe!GLOOP V2.0
I'm going to need M9K Guns, lots of M9K Guns.

Ryan turns and sees Gloop v2.0 and Gloop v2.05. He grins an evil grin.

RYAN
Gloop v2.0 v2.0, we meet again.GLOOP V2.05
You've met?GLOOP V2.0
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...


EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young GLOOP V2.0 is sitting in a park listening to some rap music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees RYAN. He takes off his headphones.

RYAN
Would you like some easter?

GLOOP V2.0's eyes light up, but then he studies RYAN more closely, and looks uneasy.

GLOOP V2.0
I don't know, you look kind of tactical.RYAN
Me? No. I'm not tactical. I'm the least tactical Dimention Beast in the world.GLOOP V2.0
Wait, you're a Dimention Beast?

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 27, 2019 ⏰

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