cursed and gay bnha chat fic

pizza time

--- 12:38am ---

all might's slut: im shaking and crying i can't believe peter parker just died

uwu: im crying so badly rn heckk

pure!!: :'(

uwu: oh no kouda's sad. the world really is ending

insomnia: idk why it's so sad for you guys. i mean- i cried but it's nothing that upsetting

uwu: i'm gonna have to ask kaminari why he loves you so much

insomnia: what

uwu: what

all might's slut: ahems

all might's slut: should we skip through the credits to get to the post credits scene?

zoom: Sounds logical, Midoriya

zoom: However, I suggest you change your name. I do not think 'slut' is very appropriate.

all might's slut: i personally like it

phil swift 2.0: you literally went 'bitch what the fuck' when it got changed

all might's slut: that was in the past

phil swift 2.0: that was this morning

uwu: sh don't question him

pop rocks: help

uwu: what happened?

pop rocks: bakugou's sleeping on me

uwu: i thought you two were already dating?

pop rocks: well, we are, but he looks so.. adorably manly :')

kermit: cute

insomnia: let him sleep

twinkle toes: bonjour mes amis~

pinky pie: ion speak croissant

twinkle toes: how rude

insomnia: lol

uwu: oooh shinsoooooou

insomnia: what

uwu: why're you starin' at kaminari? ;)

insomnia: i'm not

uwu: yes you aaare

insomnia: ok listen here bitch he just looks cute shut up

insomnia deleted one message

insomnia: not a word

uwu: hehe alrighty lilac

insomnia: ew don't call me that..

candycane: good morning

all might's slut: it's night?

candycane: no it's 1am

all might's slut: yeah but it's not the morning yet

candycane: huh

phil swift 2.0: just kiss already

candycane: okay

phil swift 2.0: no wait-

uwu: HE KISSED HIM

phil swift 2.0: i know i saw. why are you telling us

twinkle toes: i think she wants to inform the readers~ ✨

phil swift 2.0: anyways should we wake everyone up or just have a big sleepover

uwu: there's no point in waking everyone up if they're just gonna go back to sleep later on