Alex POV
"Uhh, who're you?" I asked the tall, buff, black man standing in the doorway.
The man stayed silent for a couple of seconds. "Ack!" he had grabbed the collar of my shirt and pulled me close, "What the hell did you do to John?.." The man asked in a seriously intimidating tone. "I didn't do anything!" I yelled out of fear. "Hmm," he looked closer into my soul apparently. "You're lying, I can sense it,"
I heard footsteps coming from behind me, "Herc stop!" John called. This 'Herc' looked away from me at John, smiled, dropped me, and ran towards him.
Still, on the floor, I rubbed my bum. Since he dropped me on my bum. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Herc squeezing the life out of my John.
"(Cough) Okay alright, Herc, you can st-stop now," John gasped for air as Herc let go. "Sorry John. It's just been a long time since I saw you, heh," Herc said with a smile. And yes, I was standing...What? You thought I was just sitting there staring. Any reasonable person would have gotten up by now. GOSH!...(I know, my humor is weird) The door was still open, and I heard footsteps behind me, slowly going up the steps toward the door.
I looked towards the doorway and saw "Lafayette!" I smiled, as I was glad to see him. "Here, lemme help you with those," I offered as I grabbed one of the suitcases he was struggling with. "Heh, Merci, monami," he smiled at me as I took one of the suitcases.
"So who's this kid?" Herc asked, apparently referring to me. I slowly turned towards him and narrowed my eyes. Obviously, he was unfazed. John looked like he was trying to hold in a smile.
No POV
It started out with a few snorts and then turned into pure laughter. (Because my toitle gender confused child is pure). "BWAAHHAAAHAHA! H-he called you, a HAha, a kid! HAHA," John blabbered out.
"Am I really that short?..." Alex asked in a disappointed/embarrassed tone. Hercules put his hand on Alex's head, which startled the young man. Herc then glided his hand to his own chest. "Eh, you're only a head shorter than me, at least you're taller than John," Oh he has done it now! John stopped laughing, "X'use me, bitch?"
"Paix Paix!" The French man said as he pushed John and Herc apart. "We came here to visit, not be, how you say, idiots," He scolded.
"You two get along, and John and I are going to go talk in the living room, Merci~" And Laf dragged John to the living room.
Herc and Alex folded their arms and stared intensely at each other.
"Game of Chess?" Alex offered.
"Game of Chess..." Herc agreed.
They shook hands.
Lafayette POV
"Alright, now zat our boyfriends are-" "WAIT! What!? How did you know Alex is my-"
"It was quite obvious ma chérie, you can't be living togezer if you are not dating," Laf said, legs crossed. "I mean, isn't it illegal for a female to have a male roommate. I mean the landlord would definitely be able to tell, because monami, you're not doing a great job at this," Laf finished.

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