Ok, the writer was just having a hissy fit. Sorry about that. (COME ON!!! LET US GO) so, anyway... right now, the real evil cats-not Vladimir- when seeing what the heck just happened. Vlad is sitting in front of us, just staring.... (Vladimir???????????) ‘What?’ he said back. (I really need to get untied, could you help me?) ‘You have to give me a solid reason!’ (I need to get untied, so I can make a super secret stop to the magical storage room of tampons) Vladimir opened his eyes wide. He thought back to the day that he was teaching Elasticat how to eat fast without throwing up. !!!!!! Background story alert!-He got angry at her for not calling him teacher, despite the constant reminders, and when she said “VLADIMIR! I’m having a female moment!’ but he didn’t listen…END OF BACKGROUND STORY!!!!!!!!!- He hurried up and untied her…
