BTS TEXTS

Lunar New Year

You: who took my pineapple tarts?¿?¿

You: wHO

Namjoon: Imma bet it's Jin

Seokjin: bold of you to assume that

Seokjin: weak of you to not assume that I would make my own

Hoseok: well who is it then?

You: You-

Hoseok: you believe me don't cha 😟

You: ogay

Jimin: help me the pineapple tarts army has gone out of control

You: SO IT WAS YOU-

Jungkook: ITS THE BATTLE BETWEEN Y/N TARTS AND JIN HYUNG TARTS WHO WOULD WIN

Taehyung: AND SHE CHARGES

Jungkook: POW GOES JIN HYUNG TARTS

Seokjin: I just realised my tarts went missing

Yoongi: oh look a lonely pineapple tart lemme end it's misery

You: YOU DID NOT JUST EAT IT

Seokjin: HE DID CALL THE PINEAPPLE TARTS POLICE THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER

Taehyung: JIN HYUNG PINEAPPLE TART HAS ZOOM ZOOM CRASH INTO A MOUTH AND DIED

Namjoon: who are they again

Hoseok: ^^

You: yeah who are they again