Tokoyami is a Chicken 100% Facts

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5:15 PM. Iida, Midoriya, and 6 others are online.


Iida: Hello, everyone! How are you all doing?

Midoriya: I'm actually doing pretty good, Iida. Thanks for asking!

Bakugou: STFU GLASSES STOP BEING A DAMN NERD

Bakugou: BEING SO FORMAL AND FRIENDLY AND CRAP

Uraraka: Moving on, I'm doing  pretty good as well :)

Hagakure: Hmm... I'm actually kinda hungry rn

Tsuyu: I am too, ribbit

Mina: Oooh! We should all go out to eat together!

Hagukure: I'm in!

Uraraka: That sounds nice

Midoriya: I would love to go; it sounds fun!

Iida: I would like to join as well.

Bakugou: HELL NO

Bakugou: I'M NOT EATING WITH YOU EXTRAS

Kirishima: Don't worry, we'll be going

Bakugou: Fine.


Tokoyami, Kaminari, 1 other is online.  


Tokoyami: This outing appears to be fascinating. May I partake in it along with you all?

Mina: Of course, Tokoyami!

Mina: In fact, anyone can come with us, too

Kaminari: Sweet

Sero: We're in.

Hagakure: So... where should we go?

Tsuyu: hmmmm

Uraraka: What about KFC?

Midoriya: That's fine with me, Uraraka

Iida: I have no issue with KFC either!

Kaminari: GUYS NO WE CAN'T 

Kaminari: TOKOYAMI'S A CHICKEN

Kaminari: WE'RE OFFENDING HIM

Sero: oh shit sorry Tokoyami

Iida: Is this true? If so, I didn't not mean any ill manner when I agreed to go to KFC, Tokoyami. I dearly hope that no offense was taken.

Midoriya: Sorry, Tokoyami! I completely forgot about you bird characteristics! Please forgive me!

 Tokoyami: For the last time, guys (especially you, Kaminari), ...

Tokoyami: I'M NOT A FUCKING CHICKEN

Tokoyami: FUCK YOU ALL AND CHOKE ON A GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT

Tokoyami is offline. 

Sero: ...

Kirishima: ...

Uraraka: ...

Kaminari: ...

Midoriya: ...

Iida: ...

Tsuyu: ...

Mina: ...

Hagakure: ...

Bakugou: Birdbrain finally let out his inner rage demon. I'm so fucking proud.



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