Console War

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The CPUs are fighting. Slashing.

Green Heart: My, my. Your strength has slightly increased.

White Heart: Ha! I'll be sure to kick your asses, because I'm the one that'll rule Gamindustri!

Black Heart: Man, give me a break. You all, ruling Gamindustri? Why fight now? We could just use words.

Purple Heart: Nonsense! We've been fighting for years. Why quit now?

Green Heart: If you hadn't existed, I would have ruled Gamindustri.

White Heart: Oh, what was that? Shut your mouth up, Thunder Tits!

Green Heart: How immature. Breasts are the symbol of size and maturity, qualities of a goddess. With your chest, it can be said that you are the least.... fitting.

(Insert thug life here)

White Heart: Huh?! What was that you said, Thunder Tits?! I don't need your crap! I'll slash you!

*Slash!*

Green Heart and White Heart: Huh?!

Black Heart: Ha, too late. Why did you even chat about breasts? Now it's your time to lose!

????: Wait.

Black Heart, Green Heart, and White Heart: Hm?

????: Why not just get rid one of you?

Purple Heart: What?

Black, Green, and White Heart: Sounds like an good idea.

Purple Heart: Who are you talking to?

White Heart: So who are we getting rid of?

????: I suggest.... Neptune, Purple Heart.

Black Heart: Oh, great idea. It would be difficult to get rid of her later, so let's make her fail!

White Heart: Well, do us a favor and just die!

*Black Heart slashes Purple Heart.*
*But, however, Purple Heart defended using her sword.*

Green Heart: Not bad.

*Green Heart tries to attack Purple Heart from behind.*
*But, Purple Heart avoided it.*

Black Heart: Eat this!

*Purple Heart was in off-guard, so her weapon was flying, the moment Black Heart slashed her.*
*She tried to get her weapon back, but it shattered.*

White Heart: Die!

*White Heart beats Purple Heart.*

Purple Heart: Aaghhhhh!

Green Heart: Eat this, and lose!

*Green Heart attacks Neptune.*

Neptune lost, and her HDD was automatically deactivated. As she fell from the sky, she was unconscious.

Author's Note: Hello guys, sorry if this was too bad. I haven't played Re;Birth 1 much, so I didn't even remember how the story goes. So this is an fanmade one. I hope you don't get mad, Nepfans~

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