#25 | Chatting with CP

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y'all probably gonna hate me but yeet

Not really chatting but eh

Aries : -trying to sleep-
Jeff : GO TO SLEEP
Aries : Hold the fuck up there, can't you fucking see I'm literally trying to sleep and you just fucking disturb me. I swear to god you don't know my pain being a human
Jeff : I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

Aquarius : *Painting*
Bloody Painter : ...Nope. Wrong victim.

Sagittarius : Huh.. *takes rose*
Me : Ur fucked
Offender : HEL-
Sagittarius : Nice flower, but you're too ugly soz.

Pisces : *Playing Yansim*
BEN : HAI! What're you playi-
BEN : Uhhh gotta go.


Libra : Geez humans these days..
Sally : You hates humans?
Libra : Ya.

(You guys ended up being friends.)


Scorpio : I FUCKIBG HATE CHEESECAKES
Masky : *slowly walks away*


Cancer : What if feels like being a monster?
The Rake : Look at me.


Leo : FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES??!
Ticci Toby : WHY EVERYONE THINKS I LIKE WALLFES?!?


Gemini : Don't even try.
Nina : ...
Nina : *touch your cheek*
Gemini : IM GONNA YEET YOU OUTTA MY HOUSE BITCH


Taurus : Not today Satan.
Zalgo : ....

Virgo : What the fuck are you wearing? Santa Claus?
LJ : Your ex's.


Capricorn : You have a lovely eyes.
EJ : DO I even have..?

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