Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
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Thought I'd leave more than one joke