Patrick = a blind pastor
Jacob = a random middle schooler
Jacob: "I can drive!"
Patrick: "And I can see."
"What do you mean, it's not cool? It's on me. It's ultimate cool." - Patrick
Jacob: [holding a plastic shooter thing] "Do you want me to shoot this at you?"
Patrick: "No."
Jacob: [shoots it] "I thought you said yes.
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what an icon! | overheard quotes 1 ✔
Random❝anything you say can and will be recorded as an overheard quote.❞ the first collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 2/16/19 completed: 7/1/19 book 2: actua...
