Ask the BBC Sherlock gang!!

The Case Of The Brabbling Fangirl!

Heyyyyy readers!

Okay, long list, requested by @RabbitGhost !! :D HERE WE GO PEOPLEEEE oh wait, this might become long or not I donno, I'll just see where we go! ;D

---------------------------------------------

*I arrive on stage*

'Dear readers'

Sherlock: 'What the hell is she doing?'

le me *continues*: 'this chapter has waited way too long and might become several parts or will be just very effin'  long! The reason why you ask? Well one day a girl came to me and-'

'SHUT UP LET ME BEGIN!'

le me *sighs*

'OKAY GUYSSSS HERE WE GO!!!! BRACE YOURSELVES, A SUPER FANGIRL IS COMING!'

A girl runs onto stage, a ginger, blue eyed Texas teen!

'Hi guyss!! I am Rabbit Ghost and I have a couple of dares and questions. Questions first.' She starts brabbling and she takes out a paper, and takes a deep breath.

'To Moriarty: Have you ever been in a relationship where both parties are of the same gender?'

Moriarty looks up, confused and with a slight blush before he starts laughing maniacly and then suddenly stops and says: 'No. I might, I might not, ain't no way I'm gonna tell ya Texas teen!'

'It's RabbitGhost'

'WHATEVERRRRR!!!' *snaps fingers in z formation*

'Okay... next! To Mary:  How many people have you killed?'

'Er... I don't know if I er... should answer that...' she looks at John and he just shrugs.

'I've killed to my hunnybooboo' *Sherlock, Lestrade, mrs Hudson and Mycroft start to giggle*

Sherlock:'YOU WERE A DOCTOR!'

John: 'NO NOT THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN!'

'So... I think I've killed a lot of people but I've never actually counted them... I'm not proud of my past.'

'But we are of the future!'

'John, have you been reading all those I'm going to be a father! magazines again? Or the how to keep my pregnant wife quiet magazines!? Because the way you act now is going to make me puke!'

'Molly, What was the stereotype that people placed you in as a teen?'

'Me? Oh er... I think wallflower or nerd... I guess....'

'Uhu... next: John, What does Harry do for a living? Other than drowning herself in booze?'

*John snickers and chuckles* 'Well she does that a lot yes XD but when not drinking she used to be a high-school teacher, but now she's just doing some paperwork...'

'Mycroft, What does Anthea's job entail?'

'Er... who is Anthea?'

*RabbitGhost narrows her eyes* 'You don't know who she is? Really?'

'Er.........'

'SHE IS THAT TEXTING GIRL THAT FOLLOWS YOU AND HELPS YOU!'

'OOOOHHHH SHEEEEE! I just let her.... she does.... her job is...- I really have no idea. She just follows me while texting and handing me over her information. And she gets John when I need to meet him. And I guess I could call her my secretary'

'UHUUUUUU Yeah it took a while before you got the answer!'

She nods and chuckles because of what she said herself and looks around the room to find Lestrade cleaning his gun gently.

'Lestrade...'

'Yeah?'

'What are you doing?'

'Cleaning mr gun!'

'Why?'

'Because Sherlock through it into the mud!'

'Uhu.... You are really strange... so my question is: Have people ever compared you to George Clooney?'

Everybody starts laughing.

'Hey that's not funny! People have! Like my mother!'

They continue laughing.

They don't stop laughing.

Lestrade shoots the wall and Sherlock yells: 'OH I LIKE TO DO THAT TOO!!'

'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BLOODY WALL?' mrs Hudson yells.

And with that a lot of funny and random things happen and the writer, me, starts coughing because she's ill, and walks downstairs to get a banana, and the cat of her neigbors starts mewing and purring and the writer points it at the cat and says: boom boom! and then giggles with her empty, but yet filled with lot of nasty illness thingies, head. the cat goes like: mew mew and jumps up to scratch his mouth against the banana, and the writer starts giggling. 'boom boom! boom boom! Right Moby? boom boom! Ya crazy little cat! HEY DONT START EATING MY BANANA!' she says as the cat starts nibbling off the banana's 'skin'-thingie *giggles while writing* where did my mind gooooo? *Phineas and Ferbas come in XD* 'Oh, there it is! HEY WHERE IS PERRY?' *they all giggle and step onto a unicorn and ride to the horizon at night and touch the moon and eat donuts until she falls asleep, and she really falls down, and lands in Baker Street, in a comfy chair, on top of Johnnie's lap and she giggles in her sleep. Mary smiles. 'So when are we going to tell her?' 'Tell her what?' 'Oh you know...' 'That she's? Oh hell no, please never!' 'She needs to know!' 'I don't want her to know...' Mary sighs.... 'She'll find out anyways.' 'But she'll be furious!' 'She won't! She loves us, as friends or as ... you know... the p-word!' 'She won't even believe it!' 'She is a fangirl, she will! Her heart will say it's true!' They sigh and look at the sleeping writer. 'Hey my sweet daughter...' John says and strikes her hair. 'You're born the way like Benedict is...' 'We love you!' They say, but she can't hear them. Not yet. Soon she'll find out.

*Writer looks at screen and giggles while she finishes her banana*

Okay just for you to know, I had totally no control of that last part! None..... XD WAHAHAHAHAHA so strange things happened....

Anyways, I want to ask: would you like to ask me questions within this book or should I make another book especially with questions to me once I reach the 500 followers? Please tell me what you think!

Next up: the dares of RabbitGhost and then all the other still waiting requests!!! It's a long way to go but I'll answer them aaaaaalllll!! ;D XD hahahahah

Please comment and vote and I hope I'm not ill anymore tomorrow and oh I'll be super duper busy tomorrow and the day after, and in the weekend I might be able to update but not between 16,17,18 and 19 September, then I'll be on a Hike with my school and I'll be in the middle of nowhere, trying to survive and not kill everybody and trying to not use my guillotine, bombs and bow too much XD WHAHAHAHAHAHAH Yeah I'm violent and sadistic but I like it because it reminds me of the kind of humor John and Sherlock would have if they would be in school XD hahahahhaahahha

Byeeeeeezzz!!

 ~Watson the ill, sick, cold, wait no hot, wait no cold again, Hobbit that really wants to sleep, oh no I want to read, no watch Netflix, WAIT NO SLEEP! NOOOOOO WRITE! UGH I hate my drunk-ish ill sick self ;( XD

LE ME OUT!