Book of Rants

Me failing over and over again

The video is for drowning out the screaming you can probably hear from the other side of the multiverse.

I don't own the gosh diddly darn video

and yes,

I'm the one screaming.

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SOMEONE.

SOME HOMO SAPIEN SAID I COULDN'T BEAT A SCRATCH GAME

WELL.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED .

Ok, so I'm going to find some scratch game and I'm going to keep playing until A) I beat it or the more likely option, until I rage quit.

This is going to be great.

...

Oh.

Doesn't this look fun?

And extremely difficult?

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Try 1#

OK, I'm going to time myself to see how long it's taking me to fail

and I'm going to write some, comments.

Well, attempt 1

Let's do this crap.

30 Seconds in

I COULDN'T MOVE!!!!!

wow

It glitched

The irony though

Oh, and Error

YOU'RE JUST PISSED THAT I MESSED EVERYTHING UP FIRST

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Ok, now I have to find a different program

Because the other decided not to work today

oh god

oh God

Well, goodbye sanity.

See you NEVER.

TRY 1#

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Try 1 part 2

S I G H

1 minute mark

Oh my gosh.

I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!!!!!

I glitched out of the bullet box for a moment but Wow

I'M NOT DEAD

yet.

5 minute mark

I just realized you can't die in this one.

HOW AM I GOING TO PROVE MYSELF IF I CAN'T DIE?

Although, soundtrack,wow.

Gave me a valid reason to drag out my earbuds.

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Time to find yet another program

Finding one is harder than beating one.

W O W.

ok,ok

i messed around with a soundboard for a few minutes

but I am READY

to find a good program

YES.

(Le time skip)

I'm still on the gosh diddly darn soundboard

'cause I haven't found a program yet

YET.

Ok, I FINALLY FOUND ONE.

annnnnnd the picture won't upload.

fun.

waittttt

yeah, no

it just won't

I FEEL LIKE RAGE QUITTING AND I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING AUUUGGGHHH

WHATEVER

It's  SANS FIGHT {NEW STUFF}

EXACT TITLE AND EVERYTHING

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Try 1 (Part 3)

(SIGH) 

WORK please.

yes.

yes YES

IT WORKS

Wait I forgot to time myself

3 minutes 56 seconds.

I DIED 

;-;

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TRY 2

You had this coming to you, Sans

You really did.

2 Minutes 10 seconds

HOW DID I LAST A SHORTER AMOUNT OF TIME???

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Try 3

I'm trying to be a bit more sane right now.

...

I'm failing

4 minutes 6 seconds.

Improvement?

Maybe?

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Try 4

I'm tired

TWO MINUTES 57 SECONDS.

((FACEPLAM))

I'm done for today

i can't handle this right now

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Authors note: *Irritated noises*