Caption ideas for Instagram

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* Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.

* I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and to hot for you.

* Don't stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.

* I do a thing called what I want.

* Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.

* Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job.

* I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.

* If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

* Oh darling, go buy a personality.

* Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

* If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

* You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am.

* Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it's better to be absolutely

* ridiculous than absolutely boring.

* You're a bad idea but I like bad ideas

* I know looks are'nt everything, but I have them just in case.

* Throw sass around like confetti.

* I know I changed baby, that was the point.

* Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

* People will stare. Make it worth their while.

* She was a rainbow, but he was color blind

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

* Life isn't perfect but your outfit can be.

* Be you, do you, for you.

* Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.

* Her smile was like armor & every day she went to war.

* Kinda classy, kinda hood.

* I'm worth it. always was, and always will be.

* In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.

* Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.

* Home is where the bra isn't.

* There's always a wild side to an innocent face,

* Never mistake my kindness for weakness.

* She was simple like quantum physics.

* If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step.

* I tried you didn't. Have fun, I'm done.

* Bitch, please you've you more issues than vogue.

* Eat, pray, slay

* I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either

* Act like a lady, think like a boss.

* Role models that look like supermodels.

* Be careful outside it's raining shady bitches everywhere.