𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐋𝐄 ; 𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐱𝐥𝐞𝐲

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*𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐚𝐲 𝐇𝐢!*

Stranger: Suck me

You: Kill me
Oh sorry
not horny
just disconnect

Stranger: Nah, it's okay
I'm tired disconnecting anyway
so suck me

You: Dude, i'm not sucking you
why everyone's horny in this place

Stranger: Oh so you're a man?

You: I'm a girl
calling someone dude doesn't mean
they're also a dude

Stranger: okay okay damn
someone pissed on your cereals?

You: Nah, I'm just really bored
and also upset
I failed my math exam
which means I gotta take that shit
this summer which is again
bullshit

Stranger: Oh, so i'm talking to a high school girl
math really sucks
thank god i dropped out early

You: If only I can
but in this world? Nah
plus my parents gonna kill me
so how old are you?
please don't be an old man

Stranger: Chill out
you type so fast like flash
lets just say if im an old man
then i would be scolding you
like right now
do you want me to scold you little girl? ;)

You: Shut up stranger
okay so you're like middle age old man?
who tried his best to stay in trend
but always ends up looking like a sore loser
HA ;)

Stranger: Oh little girl
if only you can see me right now
you'd be kneeling in front of me
sucking me so hard ;)

You: God
are you always this horny
can't have a decent conversation

Stranger: I came here to find someone to fuck
not a little high school girl ranting

You: Then find someone else!

Stranger: Wait little girl!

*𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝*