( facebook --- only used seriously by Steve )
...language?
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Steve Rogers
Hi all,
Just want to remind y'all that you're a Nazi if you support HYDRA and any of their ideals, and I will use lethal force against you.
Have a good day.
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Steve RogersHello,
Please remember to be kind.
Have a good night.
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Steve Rogers
Good morning,
FUCK HYDRA.
Have a great week.
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Steve Rogers
Listen up,
You can like whoever of us the most, that's all fine. But you're NOT going to come to our press conference and attack one of us. Frankly, you're not worthy of our saving.
FUCK you.
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Steve Rogers
Happy Sunday!
Made pancakes! :)
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Steve Rogers
Pietro please get off the empire state building. It's not your treadmill.
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Steve RogersKnowledge!! Is!! Power!!! HYDRA? idiots!!! Go out and learn!!!! Math, science, art, history, whatever! I support you!!! Philosophy?? Literature? None is better than the other! Just go out there and gain some knowledge! Don't feel frightened!!!
(Though when choosing your degree, please ensure that it is something that you LIKE and can make a living off. Not all job routes are made of things we love, unfortunately. But make sure to pursue your passions outside of your work.)
Love,
Steve!——————
Steve RogersHi,
Stop saying language. I'm serious.
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Steve Rogers
I swear to GOD stop saying language. You think that's funny? Huh? Do ya? Grow up, pal, cause it ain't!
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Steve RogersStop calling me pal.
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Steve RogersToday I got stabbed in my ribs.
What did you do?
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Steve RogersIf I see you abusing your dogs I'll break into your fucking house and take your pet away
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Steve Rogers
That goes for any other animal too. I'm watching, you think I'm not spying on your pets? Because I am. Brenda feed Mr. Kibbles, I swear I'm outside Brenda don't make me do it
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Steve RogersJust adopted a cat named Mr. Kibbles :)
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Steve RogersIf you see Bucky wandering in the Algrove Park please call: 1-800-BUCKYCOMEHOME, the lost and found Bucky hotline. All help is appreciated. Please help bring Bucky back home.
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Steve Rogers
Good morning,
Let's not be a piece of shit today.
:)
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Steve RogersMr. Kibbles, my son, has just brought me a dead mouse! I proud, disgusted, but proud!
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Steve RogersDo ya think you're slick, huh slick? Pickin on the innocent? In front of me? Like I'm not some muscled monstrosity? Ya think you're brave? You're insecure, ya shmuck. Want to assault people, Huh? Then cry to the police that Captain America crammed your ass into a trashcan?
Let this be a warning to all scum out there.
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Steve Rogersbuckake bernes was here...stoob leeks joose
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Steve Rogers
sam is like...tbe best mann....the nest...i love him so.much...hes the guac to my mole u know
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Steve Rogers
bucky smells like molasses and old shoes
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Steve RogersSteve, quit leaving your phone laying around.
P.S natalia romanova 4 president i promise cat parks all over
—Natasha.
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Steve RogersClint... Clint Barton? Such a dashing man. I don't know how I can express my love for Clint Barton, Hawkeye, hero to our people. So handsome, and smart. Man, Clint Barton.
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Steve RogersMy friends are idiots and I love them.
FIN.
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