Dares with @Umbrella

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Zara: This is da author here! I have invited my um friend Umbrella, to do some talking and dares to the champions ohohohoohohohohohohohohoh

Revali: For hylia's sake who is this now Mipha?

Mipha: I didn't do anything!

Umbrella: Of course you didn't, allow me to introduce mysel---

Daruk: WHO THE ROCKS ARE YOU?!

Umbrella: Ahem I--

Urbosa: Mipha do something!! Who the heck is Zara and Umbrella?!

Umbrella: IF YOU WOULD ALLOW M---

(Mipha kicked Umbrella out of the group)

Revali: Thank Hylia, now she's gone

(Zara added Umbrella back to the group)

(Zara unabled all admin commands)

Revali: WHAT?!

Mipha: I can't command anything thing anymore!!!

Umbrella: Of course you can't and thank you Zara

Zara: Np

Umbrella: Back to what I was sayin--

Daruk: HACKER

Zara: Daruk, if you would allow us to properly introduce ourselv--

Urbosa: I'll shock you if you don't get out

Zara: GUYS JUST SHUT UP

Everyone:...

Umbrella: Thank you Zara, my name is Umbrella and I have been invited by your author Zara to join this group for a chat

Zara: Can't believe they don't know who is their author

Mipha: We have an author?

Zara: JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH

Urbosa: HOW DARE YOU BULLY THIS PRECIOUS GIRL

Daruk: YOU BETTER APOLOGISE

Umbrella: Don't start a useless fight again

Zara: Exactly, now we have some special activities for you people, its called DARESSSS

(Zelda and Link went online)

Zelda: Hi!

Zara: OMG my waifuuuuuuuu I love youuuu!!!!!!

Revali: She's homo

Zara: QUIET

Zelda: ...

Umbrella: Ohohohohoh I'm back with a list of daressss XD

Revali: I'm really busy now so--

(Zara unabled everyone to leave chat)

Revali: DA HECK HYLIA

Urbosa: This sounds pretty fun

Daruk: Do we get to do a rock eating challenge?!!

Umbrella: Not exactly, BUT the dares will leave you speechless and embarrassed hehehe

Revali: What's there to be speechless about?

Zara: We have a volouteer!!

Revali: Did I even--

Umbrella: Shhhhhh now, you're first dare is....

Urbosa: ohohoh it should be a good one

Umbrella: I dare you to LET LINK PLUCK YOUR FEATHERS

Urbosa: OH

Revali: WHAT?! That's ridiculous!

Zara: Somone's saying he can't do it hehehe

Revali: Shut up

Daruk: Can't wait

Mipha: This is exciting!

Urbosa: Finally we could torture him

Link: XD

Umbrella: Well, go on

Revali: I swear--

Link: *plucks*

Revali: OH SHIT HYLIA IM OUT

Daruk: HAHAHAHA

Link: XDDDD

Urbosa: UR FACE

Zara: He's not in 'style' anymore XD

Umbrella: Haha next dare, Zara if you may

Zara: MIPHA!

Mipha: M-me?

Zara: I dare you to EAT A REAL BIRD IN FRONT OF REVALI

Mipha: But it's rude to do that!

Urbosa: Mipha, sometimes in life, you just gotta do it

Revali: MIPHA I SWEAR

Mipha: I'm sorry! But I have no choice

Zara: Huehuheuhehueheuhe I love this

Daruk: Me too

Umbrella: Now eat that bird *gives Mipha a bird*

Mipha: *Eats*

Revali: NOOOOOOO

Urbosa: OH YASSS

Link: XD

Mipha: ewww!!! I need to go to the washroom!

Urbosa: Omg she just said birds are disgusting

Revali: DON'T

Urbosa: XD

Zara: Zelda, don't think just because you're quiet doesn't mean we have forgotten about you

Umbrella: Wow, I just noticed that

Zelda: Oh no

Urbosa: Make it a good one

Daruk: I wonder what will she'll do

Zara: *whispers to Umbrella*

Umbrella: Heyooo we just came up with a very noice dare for Link instead of Zelda

Urbosa: Can't wait

Zara: Link your dare issss

Umbrella: TO GET INTO THOSE GERUDO VAI OUTFIT XDDD

Urbosa: OH FINALLY, My dream is coming true

Mipha: 😳

Daruk: This is exciting

Zara: Link here *gives outfit* 

Link:... *takes*

After a few minutes..

Link: ...

Mipha: Oh no! *covers eyes*

Daruk: HAHAHA Link is that you?!

Zelda: ....

Urbosa: Oooo what a hot vai

Zelda: Shut it!!

Revali: How asinine

Zara: huehuehuehuehuehuhe

Umbrella: Well, that's all we have for today

Revali: That's it?

Daruk: Phew

Zara: BUT

Mipha: Is there something else?

Umbrella: I'll be coming back next time so for those who are reading, leave a dare or request in the comments!

Zelda: Readers?

Daruk: Everyone is reading this?!

Revali: For my lovely fans out there, I the great--

Zara: Ok we gotta go!!

Umbrella: Enough talking baiii

Everyone: Baiii!!!!


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