Shush ik i said I would make actual oneshots but i felt bad for not updating
"Eddie we want to go out today," was the first thing Eddie heard when he woke up. He grumbled and lifted his foggy head, just to find himself face-to-face with the damn creature he puts up with constantly. He groaned and dropped his head back, not wanting to deal with Ven so early.
The symbiote, clearly upset at the actions of his host, slapped the man, hoping it would get him up.
"Argh! What the hell- what do you want, parasite?!"
Venom growled at Eddie's response.
"Take it back!" "No! Now tell me what you want!"
"Mmmno." Venom then disappeared, acting like an angry child.
"Fine then! Be that way. Christ, it's so hard to live with you sometimes," Eddie said as he rolled out of bed. "I'm up now, christ."
"I'm not a parasite."
"Yes you are."
"You're a parasite."
"How?"
"... I have ligma."
"Wh-"
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Venom and Eddie doing random shit
Fanfiction[I'm doing actual chapters] literally really short stuff like maybe two sentences idk don't take this seriously. may do actual chapters
