Kidnapped by David Cameron!

Chapter 7: Slimy M4

- David's POV -
MY LEGS! Grew like slimy snails as I drove down the m4, the A470 never looked so good in the green mess that looked like my puffy slime bag. I was going to her.she didn't understand the epidemic of obesity and I had to make it clear to her so she could pass Welsh bacc. I also had to stop her killing my baby child but that's less important.

So when you get 8 she to say do it so I got to her door and open the mail box and jump in. I'M IN! I never thought I'd step onto her oak wood from from oak furniture land but famnnn these floors are oiled.so slimy and fresh, whoever laid these are good carpenters.

"shmiggy piggy I'm coming for that doggy!!!!!" I screamed out in pain as my cuticle caught on the floor. That damn fleshy Bridge of my nailius calculus. I also had bunions. Did I mention that I have obesity? Yeah feel sorry for me. I had forgotten to cut my nails. I lay on the floor in exhausted.

- piggy pov -

My wolf instinct strucj again. I said no. I heard a screm. Turning to my oak floor door I saw him bunched up on the ground looking like a new born broccoli....he's here.