One day as I was walking down the street, I saw a large billboard. It read "uwus for sale! Get yours today! Just text 711-711 "freezeyourbrain""
I thought to myself, "Ooooh, gotta get one of those!" I pulled my Samsung from my pocket. The edgy cracked screen with my edgy black case and my edgy galaxy pop socket. I texted the number and waited for the auto reply.
As I continued down the road, I forgot all about the uwu I was going to receive. I sniffed the air. "Mmm, fresh meat." I thought to myself as I passed by the hospital. (I promise I'm not a cannibal. It's an inside joke.) I smiled and continued happily skipping throughout Seattle. (Idefka...) I tripped and yeeted into the ocean never to be seen again.
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Random Crap
SonstigesThese are mostly oneshots of random things I probably wrote at one in the morning on a Monday night because I don't have a good sleep schedule and stay up late listening to Cavetown. It will probably be Voltron based or maybe Broadway I dunno...
