If Halsey Songs Were Literal - [ Halsey Songfics ]

Bad At Love

'Got a boy back home in Michigan and it tastes like Jack when i'm kissing him'

That's cool... how does Jack taste? What is Jack? I'm sorry for asking too many questions

'So I told him that I never really liked his friends now he's gone and he's calling me a   : )   again'

The good news is that he's kind of loyal to his friends...bad news is he left you

'There's a guy that lives in a garden state and he told me that we make it till' we graduate'

Are you sure...? Cause' sometimes relationships don't last that long but if it does, then it's true love
I'm so cheesy

'So I told him that the music will be worth the wait but he wants me in the kitchen with a dinner plate'

Girl, he's not the right guy if he doesn't support what you want... dude why am I being so cheesy all of a sudden?

'I belive that we're meant to be but jealousy get the best of me'

No, don't belive! Did you even hear what I said?! And let the jealousy get the best of you, you deserve so much better

'Look'

Look at what? The sky? The car? Your gorgeous hair?

'I don't mean to frustrate but I always make the same mistakes cause'

It's because you don't listen to me...I already told you he's not the right one

'I'm bad at love but you can't blame me for trying'

Ok well that's another reason and I don't blame you I'm just giving you advice which you're not listening to

'You know I'd be lying sayin' you were the one'

So you were lying to him? Ok now I have no idea who's side I am on....
Obviously Halsey's side I stan her forever

'That could finally fix me looking at my history'

Halsey, I deeply apologize...but I'm terrible at history
That doesn't mean I hate it! I'll look up your history soon

'I'm bad at love'

Yes, you already told me that, I've already understood you, alright?

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