I think dis my favorite chapter so far 🤭
Taymor
That chipotle was the shit, and now I think I have to take a shit....
I rushed to the bathroom and quickly pulled my pants down
Shoulda listened to kentrell now my ass about to hurt 😭
"Ya aight slime?"
*Splash*
"I-I'm fine"
*Drop*
I hear him chuckle from the other side of the door
"Ya takin a shit?"
"N-No"
"Fuck!"
Don't you hate when your shit be acting out? Like it don't wanna come out and you gotta force it? That's what the fuck I'm on right now
"Ya in there takin a shit" kentrell says laughing
"Leave me alone you fuckin charger plug!"
"Yeen gotta talk to me like that stinky booty ass"
"Suck my ass bitch!"
"Can you wipe it first?"
I looked at the door and busted out laughing. He the definition of retarded. It was all fun and games until he opened the door
Ian really care until I seen him recording me
"Look at this nigga slime, up in here takin a shit" he chuckled
"Kentrell get out!!!"
I picked up the air freshener and threw it at his head, hoping to make another dent
"Ay ya needa use that for ya stinking ass" he spat
"You still recording?"
He shook his head
"I'm on live"
Nigga what!
"In that case, kentrell ate my ass and sucked my toes so if anybody's nasty it's him"
"Ughh!" I yelled
"Look at ya constipated ass, lying and shit" he spoke
Why is this nigga still in here like go play the game or some
"Get the fuck out!"
He looked at me sideways
"Hol up y'all this nigga done lost his mind"
I rolled my eyes, this ain't nothing new my attitude ain't going nowhere so he just have to deal with it
"Can I please take my shit in piece?!"
