school essays i would probably turn in

Word Count:500

Dear Mr. Teacher Dude, why do i have to do this? I personally am not one to be good at reaching the word count. i could sum up the entire subject in sixty words, but you, sir, are asking for far too much.

only 43 words in and i do not want to do this anymore. i am very close to giving up. the subject you picked for me is very boring and not a subject worthy of 500 of MY words. My words must be earned. Contrary to popular belief, i have self respect. You are asking me to write about something that bores me. 

105 words in and my self confidence has gone up slightly.

116 words in and i take back that last statement.

I am only 125 words in and i have summed up the entire prompt: it is boring.

Only 141 words, i think i may just pay someone else to finish writing this for me.

If i am being honest with you, i am personally offended. How dare you give me such a limit? How dare you give every student the same limit? What is this? Communism?

193 words in and i have decided that this word cunt is in fact, communism.

You are asking too much of me. how do you expect me to type five hundred words on anything? i have come to the conclusion that this very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very  very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very unfair.