Sarcastic Stories

A flower winks at me... suddenly a fairy appears??? A story based on the anime Sugar Apple Fairy Tale and its characters!!!

𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 "My nana always told me that I was the most bossiest little lady she had ever known." Violette has about four hundred hobbies and counting, but she only cares about two things- that she wins MVP more than Hayden ever has. I mean- it's a rather public bet that she wins more than anyone, including Hayden. And then her pet swan- Eden. 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 "Have you craved working out instead?" Hayden on the other hand, has about four hundred sports and counting. His whole life consists of ice hockey, basketball, whatever sport he does, then sleep. He's the type of person to humble you if you only play one sport, especially if it's tennis or paddle. But suddenly it all changes once Hayden appears at Violette's window at 11 pm, suddenly desperate to ask her something. "What on earth could he want!"

Valentina Nova Romano, A 16 yrs old with a terrifying past that can make any grown up man shudder. Her ravishing icy blue eyes are just as hollow as her soul. She was found on the steps of a orphanage when she was 2 years old. She was adopted countless times but she either got kicked out or she ran away. She never stayed in one place for too long. Her friends are the only family she had or that's what she thought? What happens when her recent Foster parents dies in a car accident. And she find out that she have a father and 6 FREAKING BROTHERS,who happened to be the third strongest mafia family. ~~~~~~ Romano family was devastated when their only mafia Princess was taken from them, they tried everything to find her, but it was like she vanished from the face of earth. So what happens when one day they got a phone call that change their life for better. They finally get their bambina back but she is not the same girl she used to be, is she? Will they break her icy walls? Will they be able to protect her, or is it too late? Will they be able keep her save ? Did I mention that she is a dangerous assassin and a fighter who never lost ? Or that she is also a Mafia Queen who built her own empire on her own? Will she trust her family? Add a hot heir of Spanish mafia in the mix? What will happen? ~~~~~~ WARNING * Mature themes * Strong language * Torture * Abuse * Self harm,drugs, smoking, alcohol ~~~~~~ Don't copy my work. © copyright The pictures used in this story are NOT MINE. Also english is not my first language. Comments are welcome but don't write mean comments. I write for fun, so I don't have updating shedule but I'll try to update once in a week. ENJOY

All Rose wanted was a simple way to make money. Instead, she got Jeon Jungkook. STORY COMPLETED ON 20/11/2020

It's been 2 months since the war with gae and percy was finally going to try to live a normal life but ofcourse the fates had other ideas for him. Perseus jackson has fallen on S.H.I.E.L.D'S radar and they are convinced he is a terrorist. They want to capture him and question him. What will happen when one of the most vicious and powerful being has declared war and becomes their most dangerous enemy yet. They have to work together to defeat him but at what cost.....? I don't own any of these characters except the ones I introduced my self.This is just a fanfiction. The characters are from marvel studios and rick riordon Approximately 23,727 words

I've known Liam Carter since we were six years old. He knows exactly how to get under my skin. I know exactly how to push back. In a city where reputations are built on grades, pride, and pretending you don't care, Liam and I are locked in a rivalry neither of us can escape. We fight in classrooms, trade insults like second nature, and pretend the tension between us is nothing more than hate. But hate doesn't linger in glances. And it doesn't make your heart race. As senior year tightens the space between us, lines blur, tempers snap, and feelings neither of us wants begin to surface. What starts as competition turns into something far more dangerous-something neither of us is ready to admit. Because the opposite of love isn't hate.

Megan Clarke knows how to work hard and play even harder. Ever so casual about it, she has shamelessly had her fair share of encounters in people's bedrooms. Without ever thinking of settling for one guy, promiscuous Megan finds herself in a bit of a bind when a young, ambitious lawyer is challenging her in ways that can only keep her focused on him. She gets caught in his mischievous little trap and now finds herself feeling things that she's not ready to feel again. Her hard exterior will need to be softened for the sake of her budding new romance. Maybe even for the sake of a third party who just happened to come along at the wrong time. [3rd installment of the #WhenAWomanWalksSeries] ©2022, K.R.W. Malete, All Rights Reserved. *unedited*

𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓮? "in her defense, he was the problem..." Clarette Pagen, or shall I say Lady Clare, is the eldest daughter of the Duke and Duchess. Clare is to have an arranged marriage with the monarch, Prince Calim, and expected to move to a new country. How can she be in line for the throne when she can barely get herself out of bed! Clare isn't that type of woman- she'd rather make her life actually useful, read books, than to ever be in a love story- or be controlled by a man. Knowing no one would really care, she finds an escape plan. Clare decides to shove her favorite books in her satchel rather than her status and finally escapes from the world of ballrooms and proper etiquette. On her path to nowhere, Clare gets startled by a man in the woods. Honestly? He was just riding a horse looking for apples. Couldn't've done much harm. Flynn Arakot, a confusing Irish-British man who likes horses, apples, and apparently also insulting her shoes. By the time Flynn shows her his home- things didn't go exactly right, you can say his reaction to her being noble is self explanatory. Forced to live in close proximity, two worlds clash together. One where curtsying was completely necessary, and the other throwing acorns at random people was for fun. As Flynn would say, what on God's green earth is going to happen to them?

Y/n had been prisoner to the galra for years now. she'd become well feared and respected. newer people often pity her. that always made her angry so she'd show them not to. she was the strongest of the prisoners and because of this she was often chosen to fight in gladiator matches. being half cat gave her heightened senses and physical abilities, paired with the harsh training that she received from the Galra and torture from Hagar, made her very strong. But things change the day someone is put in the cell beside her. He just wouldn't give up on being friends with her. She always tried to ignore him. she thaught he'd give up. he never did. and one day they escape together.

Dazai Osamu fleets for his life after a tragic event and gets found by Mori, the leader of the Port Mafia. After exellng in all of the acceptance tests, Dazai meets his partner in crime, Chuuya Nakahara. Bonding an unbreakable partnership, spending time together until ... leading into the broken flight. WARNING This is my own imagination and most things in this story is NOT canon in the Bungo Stray Dogs reality. Please dont come at me And this story is a competition with a friend

If you ever wanna meet a boy who is the spitting image of an actor, you might wanna pick another dream. Pretty boys don't always have such a pretty personality. Leander may have a cute face and a rockin' body, but he certainly is not the "southern gentleman" he claims to be. He doesn't think much of Kodi, either, not that she's distraught over it. Though she can't imagine why he would up and decide to hate her, either. Just when you think you're done with the small town of Lewisburg, Tennessee, there's another story that needs sharing. Leander and Kodi are an odd couple....perhaps that's why they aren't a couple at all. But perhaps people aren't always what they seem. [NOT a sequel to "Missed Me, Missed Me. Now You Gotta Kiss Me]

fierrochase is the best ship in the whole world and if you disagree pls go and have Racheal hit you with a blue plastic hairbrush.

Where a student has the telephone number of his teacher. Taehyung: Good Morning professor, I'm Taehyung, I have to ask you something Yoongi: Is it about the task I assigned you? Tell me. Taehyung: yeah... are you single?

"I am not good with advices ......Can I interest you in sarcastic quotes? "

Vanessa Shohet is done with jocks. Coming from a small town in order to escape her past, she finds a comfortable life at St. John University. She's sarcastic, snarky and doesn't yield to anyone, especially not the football quarterback who seemed to be her partner in a class for the next three months. But the more time they spend with one another, the more she realizes there's an attraction between them that she doesn't want at all. Graham Puth is the beloved, cocky and arrogant of the St. John's University's quarterback. All the girls seemed to fall onto his feel at ease and he loved every minute of it. But when his teammate bets that he can't get into the Vanessa's pants they had met in the night club in three months, he takes on the bet. But when their undeniable attraction to one another gets more serious, he needs to decide between a bet or the girl of his dreams. Cover by: MethodMike on Fiverr (BOOK ONE of the JOHNNY'S CAMPUS SERIES) This is only a sneak peek for the series. It's out now on Kindle (Kindle Unlimited) and Paperback!

What the title says and none of these are meant to offend you at all! Updates are sporadic

A beach resort. A surprise reunion. One unforgettable summer. Kimberley's just trying to enjoy her dream vacation in the Bahamas-sun, sand, and no drama. But when she runs into Theo Luwaski, the guy she swore she'd never fall for (even though she kind of already has?), everything gets flipped upside down. Now they're stuck at the same resort, staying in rooms across the hall, dodging their feelings like it's a competitive sport. But the more time they spend together-pool days, late-night talks, accidental stares-the harder it gets to pretend they don't feel something. It's the summer where secrets come out, feelings get messy, and two stubborn hearts finally have to decide: Will they keep hiding behind the drama... or let it turn into something real?

Ella Fox has a normal life. She works at a coffee shop, has 'good friends', and average grades. Since her dad is on work trips and her little brother is rebellious she doesn't have time to spend with her friends. Then out of the blue her friends drop her. Her coworker, Carrie invites her to a party where she meets Felix, a shy but snarky boy who also happens to be in the same circle as her new friends. Ella's determined to solve the mystery that is Felix Bennett, and a few others...

Sam Anders is a runaway. Both of her parents died and she was cast into foster care at only the age of twelve. After several years of never being adopted, she decided to run away. Now she leads her life as a thief. She doesn't trust anyone, but can a boy who has been through just as much overcome that hard shell she has put so much effort into upholding? His name is Archer Maas. He had been living on the run, alone, before he met Sam and saved her from being caught during one of her supply runs. In return for saving her, he wants her to work with him for three months. After those three months are up, she can either stay with him, or continue living solo. Will Archer be able to break through her armor and see who she really is, or will she run away before he's even given the chance?

Sawada Tsunayoshi isn't a stupid, idiot and slow child. Nor he was cold, silent and the kind of student that melts at the background. He just lost his enthusiasm for everything the moment his father stripped him of his Doraemon doll, and when he took his personalize Pokemon game console. That's why when people starts getting past his wall, maybe, it's much more better to have companions than having none.