❝Plans are plans; I'm a badass, not an anarchist.❞
Business Inquires: ValorandViceAuthor@gmail.com
Currently seeking representation for unreleased work!
Link to merch: https://teespring.com/stores/kidnapped-by-the-agent-store
[temporary hiatus for college... I still drop by though]
unfortunate things i will be remembered for:
➳failed drivers test not once, not twice, but three times
➳got fired from my first job after refusing to wear a smoothie hat
➳"young adult" but could pass for a 5th grader
➳quotes vines unironically
if you've made it this far down, you might as well check out some of my trashy work. i've heard raccoons love it.
➳Kidnapped by the Agent; humor #1 | mystery #1 | action #1
➳pm for business inquries
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- JoinedJanuary 2, 2017