Facts About Me

𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖...

Hey, Teachers can you please explain this.

They drill the I BEFORE E rule into your heads at a young age...but there are a lot of exceptions to that rule.

So 'I' before 'E' except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Or unless you leisurely deceive eight overweight heirs to forfeit their sovereign conceits...

                                                Weird. I almost had a seizure writing this, either from being pulled by reindeer...or from the O'Reilly Autoparts commercial playing in the background. My veins in my eye popped a little.

I'm thinking too hard. (Ouchie sksksksk.)