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Here we go again...

Toni and Sweet Pea had been at the white wyrm a little too long and now, are quite tipsy.

Toni: "FaNgS!"

Fangs: "Hm?"

Toni: "LETS PLay pOoL!"

Fangs: "uh-oh, are you drunk?"

A mix of beer and sweat drifts off from both the serpents, who are wobbly.

Sweet Pea: "N-no!"

Fangs: *Sigh* "Here we go again...."

Toni: "So, ARE WE GoNnA plAy pOoL or NOT?!"
*Hiccup*

You see, about a week ago, Tonj said she was a "classy" drunk. No.

Fangs: "Orrrrrr, i could take you guys home."

Sweet Pea: "WHAT!?" "No...."

Toni: "Cmon F-Fangs, please be cool!"

Fangs: "No!" "I'm taking you both home!"

"......."

Fangs: "Wait..... where did Sweet Pea go?"

Sweet Pea: "OVER HERE!"

They both spin around to see Sweet Pea, standing on a bar stool beside the pool table.

Fangs: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Toni: "cOOl!"

Sweets: "Think I can j- JUMP OvEr ThE POoL Table?"

Toni: "Y-yeah GO FOR it!"

Fangs: "WTF SWEEF PEA NO!"

But before Fangs can do anything, Sweet Pea leaps from the bar stool, but doesn't get very far because it tips and falls. On his way down, he ends up breaking the pool table. Yikes.

Toni: "WOOOOOH!"

Fangs: "......."
*Sigh*

He finally walks over to the serpent lying on the ground in pain.

Fangs: "Are you ok, dumbass?"

Sweets: "yEAh." "But I wanna sleep."

Toni: "NO!" "THE PARTY IS JUST GETTING STARTED!"

Fangs: "Toni, I swear to god-"

Jughead: "What the he'll Happened here?"

Toni: "WeRe havIng FUN!"

Jug: "I see that...."

Fangs: "Sweet Pea tried to jump over the pool table."

Jug: "......." "I'm done."

He walks out with a frustrated sigh, and on his way, takes a shot.

Fangs: "Right, leave me alone with the retarted drunks."

Fangs: "Crap...... Where did Toni go?!!!"