Goin' viral (movie lloyd)

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Lloyd's POV
"So I wrote a letter to harumi telling her how I feel but some kid named brad stole it from me and well I don't know like what happens if he takes a picture and buys it on the internet what to do y/n"
I said to y/n.

"Now there's a lotta stupid shit that hits internet but if it's funny or embarrassing then you can bet it goes viral" y/n said. I looked up at her

"When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls and it's viral fuckin viral" y/n said standing up

"Once your letter first gets tweeted that shit never gets deleted one kid clicks then two then six and oh you know" she said taking my hands and pulling me up

"It's goin viral you'll be an internet celebrity cause it'll spread like fucking HPV now everybody knows your shit" y/n started singing

"You'll be the poster boy for «gay and lame» so either kill yourself or change your name cause it's going viral" we started dancing as she sang

"You'll see it blowin' up on YouTube like a hip-hop song and every soccer mom in Omaha will sing along cause it's viral it's v-v-v-viral" I blushed nervously as she sang

"Trust me, dude, that shit will linger worse than Charlie Bit My Finger just sit back and watch this fucker grow grow grow" we started dancing down the halls of the high school

"You're popping up on every laptop screen and kids with dress like you for Halloween Khakis and those fucking shoes" she sang pointing to my shoes

"I'll get to say I knew the YouTube star that people laugh about in Kandahar cause it's going viral,viral,viral" we walked over to her locker

"It's worse every day it's never ending you flee to Bombay and still, you're trending you climb a mountain and you find a guru and he promises that you'll be a new you" she opened her locker

"But one night lying in your bunk you lock eyes with another monk he looks at you with piercing eyes and then you see him recognize you wonder what he's gonna do he calls the gurus in with you" I think y/n is just singing bullshit now

"He pulls his phone out and it's back again Dear Lloyd Garmadon, it turns out that I'm a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!" She leans on her locker

"That shit went viral it's like a cyber-hell you can't escape where every gang is up for cyber rape your life's gonna spiral, spiral when this goes viral, viral, viral" she stopped

"Well that doesn't help me at all y/n" I said to her

"Well I mean what I'm trying to say is that

You

Are

FUCKED!" She said walking away as the bell rang.

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